Bio:
Casey Porn
Last updated: September 23, 1999

Casey Porn was meant to be in pictures; in fact, she was born on a sound stage. It was 1979 and her parents, Candy Apples and Woody Porn, were rising stars in the adult film industry. They were shooting the critically acclaimed "Ready to Pop" when Casey entered the world. She proved to be a lucky charm, as her parents went on to make several hit movies during the early eighties.

In 1986, her parents discovered Jesus, and moved little Casey away from sunny Florida to the Bible belt. Tired of living in the shadow of Heaven, Casey decided to launch her own career on stage. She started off with a standup comedy routine featuring numerous celebrity impersonations, all of which received rave reviews at the annual Porn family reunion. She was then cast as a sheep in the Christmas nativity scene put on by her parents' church.

In the early 1990s, she took some time off from her career to focus on catching lizards and playing with her Barbies. But a chance meeting with Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's, who was autographing copies of his success story in a local mall, left her once again inspired to reach for the stars. Her shining moment finally came in the 5th grade talent show, when she dazzled spectators with her self-choreographed dance to The New Kids On The Block's hit song, "Cover Girl." Despite the standing ovation, she once again went on hiatus to pursue other interests.

She was working at a coffeehouse in Cary, North Carolina when she met an aspiring filmmaker by the name of Joe Barlow. She appeared in one of his earliest works, an untitled silent film shot in Super Eight, and regularly followed his movie reviews on the web. When she discovered that he was working on 'The Wicked Witch Project,' her mind filled with flashbacks of her early comedy career, and she jumped at the chance to be part of the production. She was cast as Dorothy, and the rest is history.

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